“signs in denmark are classy as fuck”
I can see him staring from across the room. He catches my eye and begins to move in slowly, seeming to glide over the floor. I stare him down, he knows that this is wrong-I’ve told him before. More times than I can count. He is determined to get what he wants this time. So determined that it awakens the fighter in me, I will not surrender, no matter how many times it takes. He reaches his destination and begins the slow kneading of the leather that he seems so addicted to, that drives me mad.
“MILO YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT I SWEAR I WILL SKIN YOU AND USE YOU TO REUPHOLSTER EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THIS COUNTY IF YOU DON’T STOP RIGHT NOW!”
He skitters away, but I can see the glow of his eyes from under the bed.
He’ll be back.
I’ll be ready.
the best thing since wrapped bread
Nerdy Joke Of The Day
Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.
One atom trips and falls and says, “Ohh Noo… I think I lost an electron!”
The other atom replies, “are you sure?”
The first atoms exclaims, “I’m Positive!”
(Source: thebatman626)
more like the first 3 seasons
