I'd Rather Be Riding A Dinosaur

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fyeahartstudentowl:

Always.

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pandorasbrain:

If this doesn’t make you smile, you probably no longer have a pulse.

kimlundgren:

w o w

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.